Many years ago I was a GA for Mutual Trust. One of the vp's invited me up to the home office for a look around.
I said no. He actually got all pissy about it and asked why.
I said because it's January and rednecks don't do cold weather.
And second. There are Cubs up there. And I'm a diehard Cardinals fan.
He never had much to do with me after that.
St. Louis is so boring. Go Cubs!